Wednesday, October 31, 2012

You said it

Was just surfing the net,when I came across these..
Satire at its best! 

"I had to create this mythical individual in a striped coat, with a bushy moustache, a bald head with a white wisp of hair at the back, a bulbous nose on which perched a pair of glasses, and thick black eyebrows permanently raised, expressing bewilderment. He voyages through life with quiet amusement, at no time uttering a word, looking at the ironies, paradoxes and contradictions in the human situation."











So True..:)




Friday, October 19, 2012

An Honorary Moment! :)



don't know if this is how it should be done but let me start by thanking Harshita from The Relationship Vows(Woes) for passing on to me my first The Liebster Blog Award and The Awesome Blogger Award. I am truly honored.. Thank You







Here are the rules I need to follow:

RULES:

#If you are tagged/nominated, you have to post 11 facts about yourself.
#Then you answer the 11 questions the tagger has given you & make 11 questions for the people you are going to tag.
#Tag 11 more Bloggers.
#No tagging back.
#Person you tag must have <200 followers

11 FACTS ABOUT ME..:)

1: I'm an Universal Sister. I have the habit of making a "bro" out of every guy I meet :D.


2: I am a firm believer in God!

3: I am a chocolate lover! Bournville,Dairy Milk Silk and Temptations’ are among my favorites.:)

4: Only a few people know the ‘Real Me’ and those include a very few close friends of mine.

5: I hate listening to songs.Yess,that sounds weird, but check out the FB “I HATE SONGS” page, and you'll find that there are around 883 weird species like me alive in this world. ;) 

6: I love wearing Kurtis.

7: After posting a particular blog-post, I at least read it 10 times(that’s an alteast!),correcting atleast one mistake each time.:P

8:I love Ahmedabad and the vibrancy of the people here.

9:A big foodieI am!I love eating junk foods..Panipuris,Pizzas are my favorite.

10:I love debating.

11:I observe people and their habits a lot!



QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED!

1. School friends or college friends?
 School Friends!

2. Coffee or Tea?
Coffee

3. Poetry or Prose?
Prose

4. High end restaurant or road side dhabas?
Road side dhabas! 

5. Black or White?
Black

6. Favourite Novel?
Stars Shine Down

7. Favourite Author?
Jeffery Archer

8. Morning walk or Evening walk?
Evening Walk

9. Ebook or Hard copy?
Hard Copy

10. Any plans to write a novel?
No! :P

11. Favourite music band?
 I hate listening to songs.The only time I hear them,is while watching movies in theatres! 

I PASS ON THIS AWARD TO...


DEEP FROM MY HEART !!












AND MY 11 QUESTIONS
  1. If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow, what would you do in your last living hours?
  2.  What brings back childhood memories?
  3. What country would you like to visit?
  4. Do you have weird habits?
  5. If you could be any film character who would you be?
  6. What was your favourite game as a kid?
  7. If you were given the chance to rewind your life and do any one thing differently, what would that be?
  8. What's the strangest talent you have?
  9. Are you a foodie?If Yess,share an experience where you were tagged a 'bhukkad' for your craziness for  food!
  10.  Do you have a pet name?If you wish,you can share it here! 
  11. Your favorite quote?




Saturday, October 13, 2012

The Paradox of Our Age

We have bigger houses but smaller families;
more conveniences, but less time;
We have more degrees, but less sense;
more knowledge, but less judgement;
more experts, but more problems;
more medicines, but less healthiness;
We’ve been all the way to the moon and back,
but have trouble crossing the street to meet
the new neighbor.
We’ve built more computers to hold more
information to produce more copies than ever,
but have less communications;
We have become long on quantity,
but short on quality.
These times are times of fast foods;
but slow digestion;
Tall man but short character;
Steep profits but shallow relationships.
It is time when there is much in the window,
but nothing in the room.


- His Holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Rejected,Once Again!

"Chai" she said as she timidly kept the bright white china bone cups with light green flowers painted on them on the glass table.

Her face shone with the dreams of being the perfect bride for a perfect groom.

"Idhar Baitho" said a lady with a wheatish complexion who had wrinkles of forty.

The girl with a finished facial texture walked from the corner of the room to her side,carefully taking each step,in the beautiful Banarasi saree which simply adorned her perfect shaped body.

"Kaisi ho?"asked the lady,sounding fully formal.

"Achi hoon,aunty." replied the girl.

"Ghar ke kaam aate hai?Khana banana?"asked she.

"Ha aunty,sab kaam aate hai" replied the girl,who with each reply,felt that,at least this time she won't  be rejected.

"Kaha kaam karti ho?"

"Infosys me,aunty"

"Ha..Ha..Thik hai..Mera beta Microsoft mai hai!"she said in an emphasized voice.

"Lijiye na kuch.."said the daughter's mother pointing towards the deep fried samosas.She was then, experiencing the worst feeling ever,but knew,that she was helpless.

"Nahi..Nahi..Chalo mein chalti hoon"and she began to walk towards the door.

"Kya hua?"

"Kuch nahi.."

"Toh yeh rishta?"

"Nahi..Ladki thodi saavli hai.. Humein yeh rishta manzoor nahi" and she walked out.

There stood the girl,once again with her dreams shattered!








































I pity all those people,who fail to see the inner beauty and rather judge the people based on their complexion!

Xperia 24*7!!







PS: I so desperately wanted to post something,that I ended up with this! :D
(Clicked in my balcony with Xperia X8,3.2MP)


Wednesday, October 3, 2012

HER Dream...

"I dream of being the president one day!" said SHE.
"President of the 'Happy Club'?" ridiculed another voice as SHE for the first time let out her dream in front of someone.
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."thought SHE.


**There are always people who'll first laugh at your dreams,make every possible attempt so that you dont reach there and when you finally prove them wrong,they'll be the ones standing in the front rows hoping to see their photographs with you,in the next daily mail!



Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Out I Live,Yet I Die

Little cold hands,
waiting for someone..
Someone who could pick her up from the garbage bin,
Someone who could hug her and kiss her tender pink cheeks.
Little did she know,
how cruel this outer world was.
For it was only the first time someone had betrayed her.
Someone who nurtured her for 9 long months,
someone who promised to adore her forever.
The same someone,snatched from her,her beautiful childhood days!